Celebrate the Fig
The Dull Men's Club has declared November "Fig Month." Take time out of your busy schedule to observe this holimonth with your loved ones, or to sample figs in the privacy of your own home. Remember, the fig does not just have high fiber and nutritional content; it is also eschatological. Enjoy!
posted by Leopoldtulip @ 8:37 PM
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Try some fig preserves for something yummy. Lots of sugar.
God Hates Figs: http://www.godhatesfigs.com/
Still scatological? Are you asking whether they look like poop?
So far as I can tell, the godhatesfigs site does not explain why God promises the eschatological reward of every person having his/her own fig tree if God hates them. Unless the fig-tree gifts were only going to the hell-bound people.
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